diff --git a/Web/Presenters/templates/@layout.xml b/Web/Presenters/templates/@layout.xml
index 490225b6..bb0d172e 100644
--- a/Web/Presenters/templates/@layout.xml
+++ b/Web/Presenters/templates/@layout.xml
@@ -294,6 +294,7 @@
         {script "js/messagebox.js"}
         {script "js/notifications.js"}
         {script "js/scroll.js"}
+        {script "js/player.js"}
         {script "js/al_wall.js"}
         {script "js/al_api.js"}
         {script "js/al_mentions.js"}
@@ -310,6 +311,8 @@
             </script>
         {/if}
 
+        <script>bsdnHydrate();</script>
+
         <script n:if="OPENVK_ROOT_CONF['openvk']['telemetry']['plausible']['enable']" async defer data-domain="{php echo OPENVK_ROOT_CONF['openvk']['telemetry']['plausible']['domain']}" src="{php echo OPENVK_ROOT_CONF['openvk']['telemetry']['plausible']['server']}js/plausible.js"></script>
         
         <script n:if="OPENVK_ROOT_CONF['openvk']['telemetry']['piwik']['enable']">
diff --git a/Web/Presenters/templates/_includeCSS.xml b/Web/Presenters/templates/_includeCSS.xml
index 7f83c01a..ffd0c195 100644
--- a/Web/Presenters/templates/_includeCSS.xml
+++ b/Web/Presenters/templates/_includeCSS.xml
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 
     {if $theme !== NULL}
         {if $theme->inheritDefault()}
+            {css "css/bsdn.css"}
             {css "css/style.css"}
             {css "css/dialog.css"}
             {css "css/notifications.css"}
@@ -20,6 +21,7 @@
             <link rel="stylesheet" href="/themepack/{$theme->getId()}/{$theme->getVersion()}/resource/xmas.css" />
         {/if}
     {else}
+        {css "css/bsdn.css"}
         {css "css/style.css"}
         {css "css/dialog.css"}
         {css "css/notifications.css"}
@@ -41,6 +43,7 @@
         {css "css/microblog.css"}
     {/if}
 {else}
+    {css "css/bsdn.css"}
     {css "css/style.css"}
     {css "css/dialog.css"}
     {css "css/nsfw-posts.css"}
@@ -49,4 +52,4 @@
     {if $isXmas}
         {css "css/xmas.css"}
     {/if}
-{/ifset}
\ No newline at end of file
+{/ifset}
diff --git a/Web/Presenters/templates/components/attachment.xml b/Web/Presenters/templates/components/attachment.xml
index 95fcdec8..3f3161f3 100644
--- a/Web/Presenters/templates/components/attachment.xml
+++ b/Web/Presenters/templates/components/attachment.xml
@@ -10,7 +10,9 @@
         </a>
     {/if}
 {elseif $attachment instanceof \openvk\Web\Models\Entities\Video}
-    <video class="media" src="{$attachment->getURL()}" controls="controls"></video>
+    <div class="bsdn media" data-name="{$attachment->getName()}" data-author="{$attachment->getOwner()->getCanonicalName()}">
+        <video class="media" src="{$attachment->getURL()}"></video>
+    </div>
     <div class="video-wowzer">
         <img src="/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/videoico.png" />
         <a href="/video{$attachment->getPrettyId()}">{$attachment->getName()}</a>
diff --git a/Web/static/css/bsdn.css b/Web/static/css/bsdn.css
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..2aabb4e9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Web/static/css/bsdn.css
@@ -0,0 +1,211 @@
+.bsdn-player {
+    width: 100%;
+    position: relative;
+    display: inline-flex;
+    font-family: sans-serif;
+    user-select: none;
+    background-color: black;
+}
+
+.bsdn-player > .bsdn_controls, .bsdn-player > .bsdn_teaserWrap, .bsdn-player > .bsdn_contextMenu {
+    position: absolute;
+}
+
+.bsdn_controls {
+    display: flex;
+    width: 100%;
+    bottom: 0;
+    background-color: hsl(0deg 0% 0% / 59%);
+    border-top: 1px solid hsl(0deg 0% 100% / 70%);
+    padding: 7px 12px;
+    color: #fff;
+    align-items: center;
+    box-sizing: border-box;
+    gap: 6px;
+    z-index: 2;
+    opacity: 0;
+}
+
+.bsdn-player.bsdn-dirty > .bsdn_controls {
+    opacity: 1;
+}
+
+.bsdn_video {
+    width: 100%;
+    display: inline-flex;
+    justify-content: center;
+}
+
+.bsdn_terebilkaUpperWrap {
+    display: flex;
+    justify-content: space-between;
+    align-items: center;
+}
+
+.bsdn_terebilkaWrap {
+    flex-grow: 1;
+    display: flex;
+    flex-direction: column;
+}
+
+.bsdn_logo {
+    height: 8px;
+}
+
+p.bsdn_timeWrap {
+    display: inline;
+    margin: 0;
+    font-size: 10px;
+    font-weight: bold;
+}
+
+.bsdn_terebilkaLowerWrap, .bsdn_soundControlSubWrap {
+    position: relative;
+    height: 6px;
+    border-top: 1px solid white;
+}
+
+.bsdn_terebilkaBrick, .bsdn_soundControlBrick {
+    position: absolute;
+    height: 100%;
+    width: 15px;
+    background-color: #fff;
+    pointer-events: none;
+}
+
+.bsdn_soundIcon {
+    cursor: pointer;
+}
+
+.bsdn_soundControl {
+    width: 64px;
+}
+
+.bsdn_soundControlBrick {
+    width: 10px;
+}
+
+.bsdn_soundControlPadding {
+    height: 8px;
+}
+
+button.bsdn_playButton {
+    appearance: none;
+    background: none;
+    border: none;
+    color: #fff;
+    padding: 0 8px;
+    padding-left: 0;
+    font-size: 22px;
+    cursor: pointer;
+}
+
+.bsdn_fullScreenButton {
+    cursor: pointer;
+}
+
+.bsdn_teaserWrap {
+    width: 100%;
+    height: 100%;
+    z-index: 1;
+    color: #fff;
+    display: flex;
+    justify-content: center;
+    align-items: center;
+    background-color: hsl(0deg 0% 0% / 10%);
+}
+
+.bsdn_teaser {
+    display: flex;
+    padding: 10px 20px;
+    width: 266px;
+    background-color: hsl(0deg 0% 14.17% / 74.12%);
+    border-radius: 10px;
+    align-items: stretch;
+    justify-content: space-between;
+    box-sizing: border-box;
+}
+
+.bsdn_teaserTitleBox {
+    display: flex;
+    flex-direction: column;
+    justify-content: space-around;
+}
+
+.bsdn_teaserButton {
+    cursor: pointer;
+}
+
+
+time.bsdn_timeFull {
+    margin-left: 10px;
+    color: #b1b1b1;
+}
+
+.bsdn-player._bsdn_playing .bsdn_controls {
+    opacity: 0;
+    pointer-events: none;
+    transition: 1s opacity ease-in-out;
+    transition-delay: 2s;
+}
+
+.bsdn-player._bsdn_playing:hover .bsdn_controls {
+    opacity: 1;
+    pointer-events: unset;
+    transition: .2s opacity ease-in-out;
+    transition-delay: 0;
+}
+
+
+.bsdn_video > video {
+    height: 100%;
+    max-width: 100%;
+}
+
+
+.bsdn_contextMenu {
+    z-index: 3;
+    background-color: #f4f4f4;
+    padding: 6px;
+    border: 1px solid #908f90;
+    width: 232px;
+    height: 191px;
+}
+
+.bsdn_contextMenuElement {
+    display: block;
+    color: #666294;
+    cursor: pointer;
+    padding: 3px 0px 3px 20px;
+}
+
+.bsdn_contextMenu hr {
+    margin: 5px 0;
+    border-color: #878f8e;
+    border-bottom: none;
+}
+
+
+.bsdn_contextMenuElement:hover, .bsdn_contextMenuElement:active {
+    color: #fff;
+}
+.bsdn_contextMenuElement:hover {
+    background-color: #9797c8;
+}
+
+.bsdn_contextMenuElement:active {
+    background-color: #5a5a8f;
+}
+
+
+.bsdn_teaserWrap span {
+    color: #fff;
+}
+
+.bsdn_teaserButton > img {
+    max-height: 69px;
+}
+
+.bsdn_fullScreenButton > img, .bsdn_soundIcon {
+    vertical-align: middle;
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/Web/static/css/style.css b/Web/static/css/style.css
index 588ca03d..b2399bc7 100644
--- a/Web/static/css/style.css
+++ b/Web/static/css/style.css
@@ -2277,3 +2277,21 @@ a.poll-retract-vote {
 .tour div {
     font-size: 11px; color:#000; 
 }
+
+.video-wowzer > img {
+    vertical-align: bottom;
+}
+
+.video-wowzer {
+    font-weight: bolder;
+    font-size: 12px;
+    padding: 3px 0;
+}
+
+.video-wowzer a::before {
+    content: "b";
+    color: transparent;
+    width: 12px;
+    background-image: url(/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/videoico.png);
+    display: none;
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/Web/static/img/bsdn/fullscreen.gif b/Web/static/img/bsdn/fullscreen.gif
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..7004d5fb
Binary files /dev/null and b/Web/static/img/bsdn/fullscreen.gif differ
diff --git a/Web/static/img/bsdn/pause.gif b/Web/static/img/bsdn/pause.gif
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..b3f64d03
Binary files /dev/null and b/Web/static/img/bsdn/pause.gif differ
diff --git a/Web/static/img/bsdn/play.png b/Web/static/img/bsdn/play.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..c282502c
Binary files /dev/null and b/Web/static/img/bsdn/play.png differ
diff --git a/Web/static/img/bsdn/speaker.gif b/Web/static/img/bsdn/speaker.gif
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..cb02421e
Binary files /dev/null and b/Web/static/img/bsdn/speaker.gif differ
diff --git a/Web/static/img/bsdn/speaker_muted.gif b/Web/static/img/bsdn/speaker_muted.gif
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..909ea43c
Binary files /dev/null and b/Web/static/img/bsdn/speaker_muted.gif differ
diff --git a/Web/static/js/player.js b/Web/static/js/player.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..5472a48c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Web/static/js/player.js
@@ -0,0 +1,324 @@
+function _bsdnUnwrapBitMask(number) {
+    return number.toString(2).split("").reverse().map(x => x === "1");
+}
+
+function _bsdnToHumanTime(time) {
+    time = Math.ceil(time);
+    let mins = Math.floor(time / 60);
+    let secs = (time - (mins * 60));
+
+    if(secs < 10)
+        secs = "0" + secs;
+    if(mins < 10)
+        mins = "0" + mins;
+
+    return mins + ":" + secs;
+}
+
+function _bsdnTpl(name, author) {
+    return `
+            <div class="bsdn_contextMenu" style="display: none;">
+                <span class="bsdn_contextMenuElement bsdn_copyVideoUrl">Copy video link to clipboard</span>
+                <hr/>
+                <span class="bsdn_contextMenuElement">OpenVK BSDN///Player 0.1</span>
+                <hr/>
+                <span class="bsdn_contextMenuElement">Developers:</span>
+                <span class="bsdn_contextMenuElement" onclick="window.location.assign('https://github.com/celestora');">
+                    - celstora
+                </span>
+                <span class="bsdn_contextMenuElement" onclick="window.location.assign('https://github.com/openvk/openvk/issues');">
+                    - Report a problem...
+                </span>
+                <hr/>
+                <span class="bsdn_contextMenuElement" onclick="confirm('эм это шутка');">About Adobe Flash Player...</span>
+            </div>
+
+            <div class="bsdn_controls">
+                <div>
+                    <button class="bsdn_playButton">▶</button>
+                </div>
+
+                <div class="bsdn_terebilkaWrap">
+                    <div class="bsdn_terebilkaUpperWrap">
+                        <img class="bsdn_logo" src="/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/bsdn/logo.gif" style="opacity: 0; /* TODO add logo xdd */" />
+                        <p class="bsdn_timeWrap">
+                            <time class="bsdn_timeReal">--:--</time>
+                            <time class="bsdn_timeFull">--:--</time>
+                        </p>
+                    </div>
+
+                    <div class="bsdn_terebilkaLowerWrap">
+                        <div class="bsdn_terebilkaBrick"></div>
+                    </div>
+                </div>
+
+                <div>
+                    <img class="bsdn_soundIcon" src="/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/bsdn/speaker.gif" />
+                </div>
+
+                <div class="bsdn_soundControl">
+                    <div class="bsdn_soundControlPadding"></div>
+                    <div class="bsdn_soundControlSubWrap">
+                        <div class="bsdn_soundControlBrick" style="left: calc(100% - 10px);"></div>
+                    </div>
+                </div>
+
+                <div>
+                    <div class="bsdn_fullScreenButton">
+                        <img src="/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/bsdn/fullscreen.gif" />
+                    </div>
+                </div>
+            </div>
+
+            <div class="bsdn_teaserWrap">
+                <div class="bsdn_teaser">
+                    <div class="bsdn_teaserTitleBox">
+                        <b>${name}</b>
+                        <span>${author}</span>
+                    </div>
+
+                    <div class="bsdn_teaserButton">
+                        <img src="/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/bsdn/play.png" />
+                    </div>
+                </div>
+            </div>
+        `;
+}
+
+function _bsdnTerebilkaEventFactory(el, terebilka, callback, otherListeners) {
+    let terebilkaSize = () => el.querySelector(terebilka).getBoundingClientRect().width; // чтобы просралось
+
+    let listeners = {
+        mousemove: [
+            e => {
+                let buttonsPresseed = _bsdnUnwrapBitMask(e.buttons);
+                if(!buttonsPresseed[0])
+                    return; // user doesn't click so nothing should be done
+
+                let offset    = e.offsetX;
+                let percents  = Math.max(0, Math.min(100, offset / (terebilkaSize() / 100)));
+
+                return callback(percents);
+            }
+        ],
+        mousedown: [
+            e => {
+                let offset   = e.offsetX;
+                let percents = Math.max(0, Math.min(100, offset / (terebilkaSize() / 100)));
+
+                return callback(percents);
+            }
+        ]
+    };
+
+    for(eventName in (otherListeners || {})) {
+        if(listeners.hasOwnProperty(eventName))
+            listeners[eventName] = otherListeners[eventName].concat(listeners[eventName]);
+        else
+            listeners[eventName] = otherListeners[eventName];
+    }
+
+    return listeners;
+}
+
+function _bsdnEventListenerFactory(el, v) {
+    return {
+        ".bsdn-player": {
+            click: [
+                e => {
+                    if(el.querySelector(".bsdn_controls").contains(e.target) || el.querySelector(".bsdn_teaser").contains(e.target) || el.querySelector(".bsdn_contextMenu").contains(e.target))
+                        return;
+
+                    if(el.querySelector(".bsdn_contextMenu").style.display !== "none") {
+                        el.querySelector(".bsdn_contextMenu").style.display = "none";
+                        return;
+                    }
+
+                    if(v.paused)
+                        v.play();
+                    else
+                        v.pause();
+                }
+            ],
+            contextmenu: [
+                e => {
+                    e.preventDefault();
+                    if(el.querySelector(".bsdn_controls").contains(e.target) || el.querySelector(".bsdn_contextMenu").contains(e.target))
+                        return;
+
+                    let rect = el.querySelector(".bsdn-player").getBoundingClientRect();
+
+                    let h = rect.height, w = rect.width;
+                    let x = e.pageX - rect.x, y = e.pageY - rect.y;
+
+                    if(h - y < 191)
+                        y -= 191;
+
+                    if(w - x < 246)
+                        x -= 246;
+
+                    let menu = el.querySelector(".bsdn_contextMenu");
+                    menu.style.top     = y;
+                    menu.style.left    = x;
+                    menu.style.display = "unset";
+                }
+            ]
+        },
+
+        ".bsdn_contextMenuElement": {
+            click: [ () => el.querySelector(".bsdn_contextMenu").style.display = "none" ]
+        },
+
+        ".bsdn_video > video": {
+            play: [
+                () => {
+                    if(!el.querySelector(".bsdn-player").classList.contains("bsdn-dirty"))
+                        el.querySelector(".bsdn-player").classList.add("bsdn-dirty")
+
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn_playButton").innerHTML = "<img src='/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/bsdn/pause.gif' style='padding-right: 3px; padding-top: 3px;' />";
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn-player").classList.add("_bsdn_playing");
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn_teaserWrap").style.display = "none";
+                }
+            ],
+            pause: [
+                () => {
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn_playButton").innerHTML = "▶";
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn-player").classList.remove("_bsdn_playing");
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn_teaserWrap").style.display = "flex";
+                }
+            ],
+            timeupdate: [
+                () => {
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn_timeReal").innerHTML = _bsdnToHumanTime(v.currentTime);
+
+                    let terebilkaSize = el.querySelector(".bsdn_terebilkaLowerWrap").getBoundingClientRect().width;
+                    let brickSize     = 15;
+                    let percents      = Math.ceil(v.currentTime / (v.duration / 100));
+                    let offset        = ((terebilkaSize - brickSize) / 100) * percents;
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn_terebilkaBrick").style.left = `min(calc(100% - 15px), ${offset}px`; // смешной мясной костыль ибо мне лень делать onresize
+                }
+            ],
+            volumechange: [
+                () => {
+                    if(v.volume === 0)
+                        el.querySelector(".bsdn_soundIcon").src = "/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/bsdn/speaker_muted.gif";
+                    else
+                        el.querySelector(".bsdn_soundIcon").src = "/assets/packages/static/openvk/img/bsdn/speaker.gif";
+
+                    let scSize    = el.querySelector(".bsdn_soundControlSubWrap").getBoundingClientRect().width;
+                    let brickSize = 10;
+                    let offset    = (scSize - brickSize) * v.volume;
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn_soundControlBrick").style.left = offset + "px";
+                }
+            ],
+            loadedmetadata: [
+                () => {
+                    el.querySelector(".bsdn_timeFull").innerHTML = _bsdnToHumanTime(v.duration);
+                }
+            ]
+        },
+
+        ".bsdn_fullScreenButton": {
+            click: [
+                () => {
+                    if(document.fullscreen) {
+                        document.exitFullscreen();
+                    } else {
+                        el.querySelector(".bsdn-player").requestFullscreen();
+                    }
+                }
+            ]
+        },
+
+        ".bsdn_teaserButton|.bsdn_playButton": {
+            click: [
+                () => {
+                    if(v.paused)
+                        v.play();
+                    else
+                        v.pause();
+                }
+            ]
+        },
+
+        ".bsdn_terebilkaLowerWrap": _bsdnTerebilkaEventFactory(el, ".bsdn_terebilkaLowerWrap", function(p) {
+            let time = (v.duration / 100) * p;
+            setTimeout(() => {
+                v.currentTime = time;
+                if(v.currentTime === 0) {
+                    console.warn("[!] Хромог момент");
+                    console.warn("Теребилка не работает в хроме если сервер не реализует HTTP полностью.");
+                    console.warn("Встроенный сервер РНР не возвращает заголовки Accept-Range из-за чего хром отказывается seek'ать. Google как всегда.");
+                    console.warn("Установите Firefox для лучшей безопасности в сети: https://www.mozilla.org/ru/firefox/enterprise/#download");
+                }
+            }, 0);
+        }, {
+            mousedown: [
+                e => v.pause()
+            ],
+            mouseup: [
+                e => v.play()
+            ]
+        }),
+
+        ".bsdn_soundControlSubWrap": _bsdnTerebilkaEventFactory(el, ".bsdn_soundControlSubWrap", function(p) {
+            let volume = p / 100;
+            v.volume   = volume;
+        }),
+
+        ".bsdn_soundIcon": {
+            click: [
+                e => v.volume = v.volume === 0 ? 0.75 : 0
+            ]
+        }
+    }
+}
+
+function _bsdnApplyBindings(el, v) {
+    let listeners = _bsdnEventListenerFactory(el, v);
+
+    for(key in listeners) {
+        let selectors = key.split("|");
+        selectors.forEach(sel => {
+            for(eventName in listeners[key]) {
+                listeners[key][eventName].forEach(listener => {
+                    el.querySelectorAll(sel).forEach(target => {
+                        target.addEventListener(eventName, listener, {
+                            passive: (["contextmenu"]).indexOf(eventName) === -1
+                        });
+                    });
+                });
+            }
+        });
+    }
+}
+
+function bsdnInitElement(el) {
+    if(el.querySelector(".bdsn-hydrated") != null) {
+        console.debug(el, " is already hydrated.");
+        return;
+    }
+
+    let video = el.querySelector("video");
+    if(!video) {
+        console.warning(el, " does not contain any <video>s.");
+        return;
+    }
+
+    el.innerHTML = `
+        <div class="bsdn-player bdsn-hydrated">
+            ${_bsdnTpl(el.dataset.name, el.dataset.author)}
+            <div class="bsdn_video">
+                ${video.outerHTML}
+            </div>
+        </div>
+    `;
+
+    video = el.querySelector(".bsdn_video > video");
+    _bsdnApplyBindings(el, video);
+    video.volume = 0.75;
+}
+
+function bsdnHydrate() {
+    document.querySelectorAll(".bsdn").forEach(bsdnInitElement);
+}